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Тома на 5LDK 111215
тыреный перевод)) Toma on 5LDK 111215
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[info]tomatoloves
24 декабря, 2011
5LDK
Matsuoka: Today's guest was Ikuta Toma!
Toma: We haven't done anything.
Matsuoka: What did you bring?
Nagase: Isn't that mine?
Toma: Well, this belongs to Nagase-kun. When we worked together on Unubore Deka, Nagase-kun was debating on whether to go for the 3rd meeting.
Taichi: Ah, he doesn't really wanna go then.
Toma: That's why he passed his jacket over to me. If he came for the meeting, I'll return it to him.
Matsuoka: Then if you are still holding on to it, it means...
Toma: He didn't come.
Nagase: No, no, no. I wanted to go but I had a stomachache all of a sudden.
(Title says: A childish excuse?)
They talked about how long was Toma in the agency and how old is he. Then Taichi asked "What's your agency?" (LOL)
Toma is asked to list the most OO within those from the same generation as him ie Arashi, Tackey & Tsubasa & Eito.
The one with the most leadership - Takki
Toma: The juniors' program was able to start because of Takki. We were the luckier generation of the juniors.
Yamaguchi: He gives New Year Gift (usually money) to all the juniors every year right?
Taichi: It's seriously bothersome when he does something like that!
Matsuoka: (asking Joushima) Have you ever given New Year Gift to the juniors?
Joushima: Ah, not at all. Takki is also very detailed when it comes to the mikes etc during concerts.
Taichi: He's also good looking so it pisses me off.
Matsuoka: The other day, Takki came to my radio show. We were alone and talking and I just fell for him like that.
Taichi: Ah. Is that so? Then I'll go for Tsubasa.
The one who treated him to meals the most - Matsumoto Jun
Toma: This guy, Matsumoto Jun is really good when it comes to paying the bill. When I asked for the bill, the waiter will say, "We have already received the payment from Matsumoto-san."
Taichi: What kind of topics do you guys talk about?
Toma: Mostly about work.
Matsuoka: The two of them are really passionate about their work. When I met them at a bar, I couldn't even get a word into the conversation!
Then he described how he greeted them excitedly and they merely greeted him and went back to their conversation.
Toma also talked about how he met Joushima coincidentally at a bar. He was wearing a yellow tee-shirt under an overall. The members all laughed and said it's disgusting and that outfit basically equal Wario.
The second time he met Joushima, he was playing darts and Joushima invited him to play too. Toma won and was feeling quite awkward about it when Joushima suggested a game of arm wrestling. Joushima said Toma was really good at darts and arm wrestling. So he lost both games.
The one who is most big-hearted - Subaru (Eito)
Toma: His favourite phrase is "it's all right. It’s all right." When you tell him he's got a rice grain on his face, he'll go, "ah, don't worry about it."
Taichi: Ah, our Yamaguchi-kun is always going "it's all right. It’s all right" too. It really calms us now. When I tell him, "my throat hurts." he will reply with "Taichi, you've caught a cold."
Yamaguchi: Well, even if it's not all right, I will not take responsibility for it.
The one who is strictest about punctuality. - Yokohama You
Toma: When we go out for meals, say for example we arranged to meet at 6pm. 10 minutes before that he would call me and asked "where are you? Have you left your house yet?" I reply "yes, I'll be there at 6." 5 minutes later he calls again and asked where am I. "I'm on my way."
Matsuoka: Ah, he should have become a manager.
The gourmet - Sakurai Sho
Toma: When we go out to eat, for example we want to go for yakiniku, he will give 3 different restaurants for us to choose from.
Nagase: Eh, he's not giving the same shop but different branches right?
Toma: No no. He really gives different restaurants.
Joushima: What did you guys went for lately?
Toma: Ah, lately we went to a friend's house for a home party.
Matsuoka: You mean there are home parties with Arashi and Toma?
Taichi: Invite us!
Matsuoka: For the past 35 years, home party..
Taichi: I've never attended one before. Invite me.
The natural airhead - Yokoyama You
Toma: He's really an airhead. To give an example, I've seen him looking for his mobile for more than 10 times. He will go "It's not here. It's not here." and then he found it inside his pocket.
Taichi: Sho, Jun, You are really common names isn't it?
Toma: Ah, Yoko’s a stage name.
Tokio: EH? Are you serious?
Joushima: I thought our agency uses real name...
Toma: He's the only one. His real name is Yokoyama Kimitaka. His kanji is a little difficult and Johnny-san said he can't read it and said "You, from today onwards you are You."
The one whose room has a special characteristic - Matsumoto Jun
Toma: When I went to Jun's place, I went into his bedroom...
Matsuoka: What kind of relationship do you have?
Toma: When he first started living alone, I wanted to see how his place was like. When I went it, there was a lamp in the form of a girl. The shade was the girl's red skirt and the stand was the girl's leg crossed together. When you switch on the lamp, the room becomes red.
Matsuoka: Leader's room is red too. His living room's light. The room is small and it makes it seem like a police post.
The one whose private clothes are most unfashionable. - Murakami Shingo
Toma: Because he's always wearing soccer uniform.
The one who is the least athletic - Sakurai Sho
Toma: The way he runs is sorta weird.
Taichi: That's too bad.
Matsuoka: But in Sho-kun's case, he's good at everything isn't it? Maybe he's trying to show that there are things that he can't too.
Taichi: Part of his calculation?
Matsuoka: If it's Sho then it's probably part of his strategy
Taichi: Isn't he perfect then?
Joushima: On the contrary, who is the most athletic?
Toma: Ohno-kun I guess?
Matsuoka: He's always spacing out but in truth he's really amazing. Even when he's just walking around his movements are really graceful.
Taichi: He's good at dancing too.
Toma: His dancing has been good since a long time ago.
Joushima: He has this calm aura around him, isn't it?
The one he wouldn't want to date the most if he were a girl - Ninomiya Kazunari
Toma: Nino is the type who will become super focused on what he likes. It seems like he will leave his girlfriend alone.
Joushima: How about the one you want to date the most?
Toma: If it's within the same generation, probably Sho-kun.
Taichi: Why?
Toma: He's kind.
Matsuoka: Sho is kind. When we are all tired, you will always do boring gags right? (to Taichi) Sho is the only one who would laugh.
Toma: If I were to think about who I would date if I'm a girl from the whole agency, I would choose Taichi-kun. If i were to think as a girl, I would date Taichi-kun...
Matsuoka: And build a happy family?
Tokio: Why why why? Tell us.
Toma: Seems like he would do everything for me, or rather, it seems like he will really love me.
Matsuoka: What are you talking about?!
Toma: Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Matsuoka: (mimicks Toma) Seems like he would do everything for me, or rather, it seems like he will really love me.
Taichi: You should have told me earlier.
Then they asked Toma to imitate someone before ending the show. XD
-----
In the middle of the show, they also asked Toma's close friends, not restricted to the agency which of Toma's actions irritated them?
Subaru: When he gets drunk, he will invite me to his house.
Yokoyama: When we go drinking, he will never let me go home until he feels like going home.
Murakami: When we got all high during the karaoke session, don't leave on your own first!
Tanaka Kei: When he first met a person, he becomes kind of tongue-tied and that irritated me.
(Matsuoka: well, part of his strategy)
Matsujun: We were using the same cologne and he came to me and said, "change your cologne because we are using the same one."
Koide Yuusuke: He's so popular (with girls) that it turns people off.
Nagase: If Koide-kun says so... (It must be true)
Taichi: Koide-kun is definitely popular with girls!
Matsuoka: Why is everyone so popular?!
Taichi: Who are you dating?
Toma: That's..
Taichi: Are you that popular?
Toma: I wonder..
Taichi: That's so annoying!
Joushima: Do you have an ideal type of girl?
Toma: Probably a cheerful girl. I love music so I often go to concerts like Live House or Music Festival
Taichi: He came for us didn't he?
Toma: Yeah, that was pretty good. So those places..
Title says: Superior attitude?
Matsuoka: Thank you very much.
Nagase: He's totally treating us like idiots.
Toma: Girls who wear a rock tee, jeans, towel around their neck and a rucksack.
Taichi: That's cute yet.
Matsuoka: You like rucksacks?
Toma: Won't you have a crush on girls with rucksacks?
Taichi: I totally understand that.
Joushima: Also, regarding Matsujun's cologne. According to him, he has been using this cologne ever since it's been sold in stores. After one year, Toma started using the same one. When I told him to change his cologne since we are using the same thing he said, "I've been using this since 3 years ago!" Even though the cologne wasn't sold 3 years ago. Since then, I haven't been using that cologne.
Taichi: Was that a lie?
Toma: It was a total coincidence. He said, "You are using the same cologne right? And our social circle is pretty much the same. Why don't you change it?" He sort of said it jokingly and I immediately said, "I've been using this since 3 years ago! You should be the one changing it." Even though it's only been out for a year...
Joushima: Within your friends, those who you considered close like a family..
Toma: Oguri Shun. I go to his parents place to hang out and he comes over to mine. AH, that's right. During the New Year, I went over to the Oguri house to greet them..
Matsuoka: Are you the wife?
Toma: His brother, his sister and him was around. That was the first time I went to his family house. I said hello and they just said, "Welcome" It was kind of a cold greeting (as compared to what he expected) I thought it was probably the family's usual way of welcoming strangers or something. One hour later, Dorankudoragon's Tsukaji Muga came over to his house too. And then his mother and silbings were like, "WAH, Tsukaji-san. We've been watching your shows." I felt like I've been pushed right to the edge. That was a horrible treatment.
Matsuoka: They've probably seen enough of good guys.
I'm back! Well, sort of. Merry Christmas to all! (:
(с) tomatoloves
тыреный перевод)) Toma on 5LDK 111215
tomato
[info]tomatoloves
24 декабря, 2011
5LDK
Matsuoka: Today's guest was Ikuta Toma!
Toma: We haven't done anything.
Matsuoka: What did you bring?
Nagase: Isn't that mine?
Toma: Well, this belongs to Nagase-kun. When we worked together on Unubore Deka, Nagase-kun was debating on whether to go for the 3rd meeting.
Taichi: Ah, he doesn't really wanna go then.
Toma: That's why he passed his jacket over to me. If he came for the meeting, I'll return it to him.
Matsuoka: Then if you are still holding on to it, it means...
Toma: He didn't come.
Nagase: No, no, no. I wanted to go but I had a stomachache all of a sudden.
(Title says: A childish excuse?)
They talked about how long was Toma in the agency and how old is he. Then Taichi asked "What's your agency?" (LOL)
Toma is asked to list the most OO within those from the same generation as him ie Arashi, Tackey & Tsubasa & Eito.
The one with the most leadership - Takki
Toma: The juniors' program was able to start because of Takki. We were the luckier generation of the juniors.
Yamaguchi: He gives New Year Gift (usually money) to all the juniors every year right?
Taichi: It's seriously bothersome when he does something like that!
Matsuoka: (asking Joushima) Have you ever given New Year Gift to the juniors?
Joushima: Ah, not at all. Takki is also very detailed when it comes to the mikes etc during concerts.
Taichi: He's also good looking so it pisses me off.
Matsuoka: The other day, Takki came to my radio show. We were alone and talking and I just fell for him like that.
Taichi: Ah. Is that so? Then I'll go for Tsubasa.
The one who treated him to meals the most - Matsumoto Jun
Toma: This guy, Matsumoto Jun is really good when it comes to paying the bill. When I asked for the bill, the waiter will say, "We have already received the payment from Matsumoto-san."
Taichi: What kind of topics do you guys talk about?
Toma: Mostly about work.
Matsuoka: The two of them are really passionate about their work. When I met them at a bar, I couldn't even get a word into the conversation!
Then he described how he greeted them excitedly and they merely greeted him and went back to their conversation.
Toma also talked about how he met Joushima coincidentally at a bar. He was wearing a yellow tee-shirt under an overall. The members all laughed and said it's disgusting and that outfit basically equal Wario.
The second time he met Joushima, he was playing darts and Joushima invited him to play too. Toma won and was feeling quite awkward about it when Joushima suggested a game of arm wrestling. Joushima said Toma was really good at darts and arm wrestling. So he lost both games.
The one who is most big-hearted - Subaru (Eito)
Toma: His favourite phrase is "it's all right. It’s all right." When you tell him he's got a rice grain on his face, he'll go, "ah, don't worry about it."
Taichi: Ah, our Yamaguchi-kun is always going "it's all right. It’s all right" too. It really calms us now. When I tell him, "my throat hurts." he will reply with "Taichi, you've caught a cold."
Yamaguchi: Well, even if it's not all right, I will not take responsibility for it.
The one who is strictest about punctuality. - Yokohama You
Toma: When we go out for meals, say for example we arranged to meet at 6pm. 10 minutes before that he would call me and asked "where are you? Have you left your house yet?" I reply "yes, I'll be there at 6." 5 minutes later he calls again and asked where am I. "I'm on my way."
Matsuoka: Ah, he should have become a manager.
The gourmet - Sakurai Sho
Toma: When we go out to eat, for example we want to go for yakiniku, he will give 3 different restaurants for us to choose from.
Nagase: Eh, he's not giving the same shop but different branches right?
Toma: No no. He really gives different restaurants.
Joushima: What did you guys went for lately?
Toma: Ah, lately we went to a friend's house for a home party.
Matsuoka: You mean there are home parties with Arashi and Toma?
Taichi: Invite us!
Matsuoka: For the past 35 years, home party..
Taichi: I've never attended one before. Invite me.
The natural airhead - Yokoyama You
Toma: He's really an airhead. To give an example, I've seen him looking for his mobile for more than 10 times. He will go "It's not here. It's not here." and then he found it inside his pocket.
Taichi: Sho, Jun, You are really common names isn't it?
Toma: Ah, Yoko’s a stage name.
Tokio: EH? Are you serious?
Joushima: I thought our agency uses real name...
Toma: He's the only one. His real name is Yokoyama Kimitaka. His kanji is a little difficult and Johnny-san said he can't read it and said "You, from today onwards you are You."
The one whose room has a special characteristic - Matsumoto Jun
Toma: When I went to Jun's place, I went into his bedroom...
Matsuoka: What kind of relationship do you have?
Toma: When he first started living alone, I wanted to see how his place was like. When I went it, there was a lamp in the form of a girl. The shade was the girl's red skirt and the stand was the girl's leg crossed together. When you switch on the lamp, the room becomes red.
Matsuoka: Leader's room is red too. His living room's light. The room is small and it makes it seem like a police post.
The one whose private clothes are most unfashionable. - Murakami Shingo
Toma: Because he's always wearing soccer uniform.
The one who is the least athletic - Sakurai Sho
Toma: The way he runs is sorta weird.
Taichi: That's too bad.
Matsuoka: But in Sho-kun's case, he's good at everything isn't it? Maybe he's trying to show that there are things that he can't too.
Taichi: Part of his calculation?
Matsuoka: If it's Sho then it's probably part of his strategy
Taichi: Isn't he perfect then?
Joushima: On the contrary, who is the most athletic?
Toma: Ohno-kun I guess?
Matsuoka: He's always spacing out but in truth he's really amazing. Even when he's just walking around his movements are really graceful.
Taichi: He's good at dancing too.
Toma: His dancing has been good since a long time ago.
Joushima: He has this calm aura around him, isn't it?
The one he wouldn't want to date the most if he were a girl - Ninomiya Kazunari
Toma: Nino is the type who will become super focused on what he likes. It seems like he will leave his girlfriend alone.
Joushima: How about the one you want to date the most?
Toma: If it's within the same generation, probably Sho-kun.
Taichi: Why?
Toma: He's kind.
Matsuoka: Sho is kind. When we are all tired, you will always do boring gags right? (to Taichi) Sho is the only one who would laugh.
Toma: If I were to think about who I would date if I'm a girl from the whole agency, I would choose Taichi-kun. If i were to think as a girl, I would date Taichi-kun...
Matsuoka: And build a happy family?
Tokio: Why why why? Tell us.
Toma: Seems like he would do everything for me, or rather, it seems like he will really love me.
Matsuoka: What are you talking about?!
Toma: Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Matsuoka: (mimicks Toma) Seems like he would do everything for me, or rather, it seems like he will really love me.
Taichi: You should have told me earlier.
Then they asked Toma to imitate someone before ending the show. XD
-----
In the middle of the show, they also asked Toma's close friends, not restricted to the agency which of Toma's actions irritated them?
Subaru: When he gets drunk, he will invite me to his house.
Yokoyama: When we go drinking, he will never let me go home until he feels like going home.
Murakami: When we got all high during the karaoke session, don't leave on your own first!
Tanaka Kei: When he first met a person, he becomes kind of tongue-tied and that irritated me.
(Matsuoka: well, part of his strategy)
Matsujun: We were using the same cologne and he came to me and said, "change your cologne because we are using the same one."
Koide Yuusuke: He's so popular (with girls) that it turns people off.
Nagase: If Koide-kun says so... (It must be true)
Taichi: Koide-kun is definitely popular with girls!
Matsuoka: Why is everyone so popular?!
Taichi: Who are you dating?
Toma: That's..
Taichi: Are you that popular?
Toma: I wonder..
Taichi: That's so annoying!
Joushima: Do you have an ideal type of girl?
Toma: Probably a cheerful girl. I love music so I often go to concerts like Live House or Music Festival
Taichi: He came for us didn't he?
Toma: Yeah, that was pretty good. So those places..
Title says: Superior attitude?
Matsuoka: Thank you very much.
Nagase: He's totally treating us like idiots.
Toma: Girls who wear a rock tee, jeans, towel around their neck and a rucksack.
Taichi: That's cute yet.
Matsuoka: You like rucksacks?
Toma: Won't you have a crush on girls with rucksacks?
Taichi: I totally understand that.
Joushima: Also, regarding Matsujun's cologne. According to him, he has been using this cologne ever since it's been sold in stores. After one year, Toma started using the same one. When I told him to change his cologne since we are using the same thing he said, "I've been using this since 3 years ago!" Even though the cologne wasn't sold 3 years ago. Since then, I haven't been using that cologne.
Taichi: Was that a lie?
Toma: It was a total coincidence. He said, "You are using the same cologne right? And our social circle is pretty much the same. Why don't you change it?" He sort of said it jokingly and I immediately said, "I've been using this since 3 years ago! You should be the one changing it." Even though it's only been out for a year...
Joushima: Within your friends, those who you considered close like a family..
Toma: Oguri Shun. I go to his parents place to hang out and he comes over to mine. AH, that's right. During the New Year, I went over to the Oguri house to greet them..
Matsuoka: Are you the wife?
Toma: His brother, his sister and him was around. That was the first time I went to his family house. I said hello and they just said, "Welcome" It was kind of a cold greeting (as compared to what he expected) I thought it was probably the family's usual way of welcoming strangers or something. One hour later, Dorankudoragon's Tsukaji Muga came over to his house too. And then his mother and silbings were like, "WAH, Tsukaji-san. We've been watching your shows." I felt like I've been pushed right to the edge. That was a horrible treatment.
Matsuoka: They've probably seen enough of good guys.
I'm back! Well, sort of. Merry Christmas to all! (:
(с) tomatoloves